Booty Call...Should I Answer?

Seriously...should I? Should I give in to the tempation that everytime I pass a mirror I have to turn my head ever so slightly to make sure the same booty that poured in to the Serfontaine jean in the morning was still able to pass the "other woman test."
You know what I mean. All women do it. I actually had to sit here and ask myself...did my mother teach me to notice every womans booty that I come across during the day along with how to tie my shoe. It could be walking down a sidewalk, in an elevator, grocery store. The point is as a woman we like to make sure ours is better, rounder, firmer, younger...you know what I mean. That's the whole point in buying a jean. You torture yourself in the fitting room of your favorite boutique by trying on 30 pairs of jeans only to look at your booty 145 times. If the booty doesn't look perfect the sales associate won't be ringing up that $230 sale. What happened to good ole shoe shopping? Here are a few bootyliscious pics from a recent trip to Times Square. You be the judge.